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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 01/24/2019 at 10:59 • Filed to: None

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Most things on Instagram are dumb. This is genius

facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 11:09

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Born from jets, sure, but I’d expect the child of F-16s (I think those are supposed to be F-16s) would be something more like this:

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 11:12

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Must be an adoption.

Chariotoflove > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 11:13

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Okay, that’s really good. 

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 11:15

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This makes me uncomfortable. 

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 11:17

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Hahahahaha!

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > facw 01/24/2019 at 11:19

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They’re supposed to be the Saab JAS 39 Grippen...

or even the J32 Lansen...

...but the artist drew an F16.

Urambo Tauro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 11:20

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If we decided to take this concept way too seriously... the daddy probably shouldn’t be a jet, right?

facw > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 01/24/2019 at 11:23

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Of course one is bigger than the other, so since I don’t think we have sexual dimorphism in planes, maybe it is actually an F-2 and an F-16?

Regardless, maybe she had an affair with a Draken, and that’s how we got here?

Urambo Tauro > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 01/24/2019 at 11:24

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Maybe the Lansen. The Gri pen’s too young to have fathered the 900.

Also, found this: Saab was born from jets, but they never mentioned which ones...

facw > Urambo Tauro 01/24/2019 at 11:31

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Why? It’s “b orn from jet s ”, not “ born from jet”

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Urambo Tauro 01/24/2019 at 11:31

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I would be mighty suspicious at this point if I was the "father"

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > facw 01/24/2019 at 11:34

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And here we have an image of the graceful KC135 and the powerful B52 in their natural habitat, mating...

...in a few years it’s offspring, the X15 will detach from it’s mother and take flight on it’s own.

Urambo Tauro > facw 01/24/2019 at 11:42

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I thought the implication was that Saabs (in general) are born from jets, not that each Saab (singular) is born from jets (plural). So each Saab would be a hybrid offspring of  one jet parent (probably the mother if we want to get technical about what it means to be “born from”) and one car parent.

facw > Urambo Tauro 01/24/2019 at 11:46

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Possibly. I’ve always assumed that Saab cars were weird ground mutants raised by (no doubt proud) jet parents .

InFierority Complex > Urambo Tauro 01/24/2019 at 11:48

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Born from Propeller Driven Aircraft

Their first jet was throwing a jet engine into the back of the J 21

Urambo Tauro > InFierority Complex 01/24/2019 at 12:04

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I’m digging the 21  there. The 900 doesn’t resemble it so much body-wise, but I can see some of it in the greenhouse shape.

Svend > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 12:47

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#We are family, I’ve got all my brothers and sisters with me.

#I fell in, to a burning ring of fire, and burned burned burned,

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/24/2019 at 14:18

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Yeah, that’s pretty good.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 01/24/2019 at 17:01

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Mating? That’s clearly a feeding operation!